Got a nail part two!

Most of you saw and talked to me yesterday already but I'll write about it anyways.

So as you know half of my nail got ripped off 2 days ago..well...it won't even compare to what happened next.... (Annely...enjoy!!!)

We went to Corrie&Dawn's going away party last night and right after going inside and hugging TWO people somebody accidently bumped my poor poor thumb and the rest of my poor poor nail got totally ripped off.. oh it was great!!! So after being at the party for a whole 20 seconds we ran to the van and Tito took me to the hospital.

Ok so we get to the hospital and yes.. you DO have to take a number for emergencys!!! I mean who cares that you're gonna die... TAKE A NUMBER AND WAIT IN LINE!!!!! There was quite many people there but luckily I didn't have to wait too long...with my number... well turned out I was only getting some papers to go and stand in line again and wait for my number again! Awesome! So the lady pushed my number and I totally threw the papers in her face cause well I was KIND OF IN A HURRY!!!! And of course she took FOREVER!!! I mean like it seemed like she was just starting to read and write and took 5mins with each letter.. And then she found out that my health insurance was out of date and asked me if by any chance I was pregnant cause then it would be free. I was like freakin a.. I'll pay you whatever you want JUST HELP ME!!! AND HURRY UP!!!!! So I paid 50 kroons for what was yet to come....H.E.L.L.

Okay this is the yummy part that I suggest you people like Annely don't read... for reals!!! It's for your own good..if you still wanna sleep at night then DO NOT READ FORWARD!!! Until I tell you it's safe again!!! Seriously...cause I couldn't sleep tonight!!

It's not really that bad....or is it.....

So...We get to the room and they tell Tito to wait outside. It's pretty normal cause they do it every time. So I'm like fighting with tears and of course 90% of the "doctors" a.k.a. MONSTERS were russians... figures! So one of the 'looking-so-bored-and-disturbed-by-my-enterance-cause-I-hate-my-job' monsters tells me that my nail has to be removed. I freaked out cause that was like my nightmare of what could happen to me... So they take me to the other room and put me on the table and my hand on the other table. The answer I got to my simple question if it was going to hurt a lot was something like this "mUaHahaHAhAhaaaaAA!!! Soon you're gonna wish you were dead!!! muAHAHhaHahaAa! ahem...well...uuhh.... YES!!!" Yeah that didn't freak me out at all!!! Well okay maybe they didn't say exactly THAT but this is how it was sounding in my head!! So after the cold blooded russian-estonian monster doctors had finished telling me how horrible it was going to be (well maybe it was my mind telling me that) they started working. I got two awesome shots in my thumb and the pain that I was feeling was truly undescribeable. It felt something like this...the first shot felt like somebody was poking me with a sharp knife...it's tip of it anyways and was quttin my flesh to see what it looked like. The second shot had all that plus the feeling of my finger exploding. I told them to stop because I seriously felt like my thumb was going to explode any second. Did they care???? uuh NO! All I got was 'NO IT WON'T AND YEAH IT'S SUPPOSED TO HURT!!' gee...thanx!!! That makes me feel all better!! Morons!! And then just as I thought it was finally over... HA! As if I haven't suffered enough...noooooooo....she needs more!!!! She's a tough one!!! I guess they figured my thumb was already numb (man I'm so good at rhyming.... might take over Eminem's place...or better yet... 50 cent! what!).....they RIPPED MY NAIL OFF!!!!!! Man I got sick just writing that. Yeah you can guess that it wasn't so numb after all.... hmm.. yum!! Yah it was a scene from a horror movie where there's blood and gore and flesh flying everywhere!!! Sweet action!! Anyways.... I thought I was gonna pass out and I never do that!!! The pain that I felt on that table was like one of the worst pains on earth!!! Don't believe me??? Weeellll... go and get those shots and get your nail ripped off THREE TIMES and we'll talk some more!!! After putting stuff on my not so good looking finger or whatever was left of it and patching me up I was still feeling the pain and the monsters were acting surprised as if they didn't know it was still hurting... I know they did it on purpose!! I bet they didn't give me stuff to numb the finger but instead of that they gave me stuff that only made it hurt so much more... well at least that's how it felt!!!! And yes I did cry and scream throughout all the process!!! HECK YES!!!



OKAY IT'S SAFE TO READ ON STARTING FROM HERE!!!!



After all THAT....and walking out from the monsters home what they call the doc's office and falling into Tito's arms and pouring my heart out he decided to take me home but I insisted on going back to the party to show everyone how tough I am.... oooor well just to see everybody especially Corrie and Dawn! Tito didn't agree with me...he said that I needed to rest and just go home but oh well... I'm stupid!!


So we get back to the party and of course the questions start flying. Tito and I agreed to tell everyone that he was beating me to make the story juicy and spread rumors... or so we hoped...and we failed cause turns out that I have many readers and everybody already knew about my nail issues!! Thank you friends!!! The best way I could describe my pain was that I wanted to shoot myself in the head so I could escape the pain when I was feeling it!!!

Oh yeah I forgot to mention that the shots were finally starting to work when we got out of the hospital so I didn't feel any pain at the party. I promised to tell Tito right away if it started hurting so he could take me home...As I was sharing my pain with Val (woohooo...you were mentioned in my blog.. congrats!!)...he suggested that I start taking the pain killers right away cause the the sweet feeling of numbness would go away like that *snapping fingers*. Of course I didn't believe him.. I mean who would....!!!! Well except for Annely but she's in love with him and wants to have his babies so that doesn't count! Anyways just as I was saying hi and bye to my favourite people Corrie&Dawn I started feeling the numbness go away slowly and the sweet shsrp pain was kicking in... and just as we reached the front door and I was saying good bye to Al and Vannely (get it?? just pointing out the obvious!!!) the numbness was gone just like that *snapping fingers* just as Val has said. Of course I was too proud to admit that he was right so I quickly just vanished!! ;) (eeeeeeverybody loves Val..well maybe just Annely and Tito!!).


We decided to go buy more drugs for me so I would knock out totally. Mmmmm..... I just lOooOoVe (britney's voice) drugs!!!


Now you know my story and I hope it tickled your fantacy!! Pray I would stay alive on monday as I go in for cleaning... ohh it's goin to be awesome to have the stuff ripped off with my flesh!!! Ohh sorry Annely.... a little TOO MUCH INFORMATION perhaps??? Okay I just made myself pass out so I think it's time to call it quits!! After all I typed all this with just one stinkin hand and my three dinosaur fingers like Corrie... at least that's what Dawn would say hmm???


-I smell!