Got a nail??

Hello boys and girls...let me tell you a story!!

Once upon a time there lived a girl named Teele. One day she went to the store and was carrying a watermelon and just when she was putting it in the basket it slipped from her fingers and HER NAIL GOT RIPPED OFF!!! Then she held her thumb in great pain and started crying in the middle of the store because the pain was just undescribeable . When she saw that her poor poor finger was bleadind and some flesh was showing she got even more scared and the pain became even greater. Luckily her husband was there to comfort her and help her. She couldn't stop crying even though she never cries in public.. like in the store....pfffff!! They soon came home and she put on a bandaid and screamed wile doing it... her nail was still on the finger but she could see that it had been thorn and there was some blood under it. What a pretty sight I'd say.... The pain went away for some time but then started hurting again and really bad.. and I mean... BAD. They quickly rushed to the "valveapteek" to get some drugs. She didn't even bother changing her clothes and wore her sweats.. it was great!! So if she has not died yet of great pain she will happily die tomorrow!!

Aahhh..what a great bedtime story!!
Good night!